💸 Joho Payment Policy

At Joho, we’re mostly free — like the Wi-Fi at your local library. But if we ever launch paid stuff (exclusive zines, premium chaos, etc.), we’ll:

• Be crystal clear about pricing.
• Never sneak in hidden fees.
• Accept payments via safe gateways.
• Offer refunds if we mess up — not if you suddenly regret your life choices.

Payment comes before the newsletter. If there’s a delay in payment, we can’t send it. (Like, come on — we charge so little 😤)

🚫 What Can Get You Banned from Joho (Funny + Real)

Here’s a list of ban-worthy behavior if you’re a Joho user or submitter:

• ❌ Plagiarism – Send us stolen content? Instant shadow realm.
• ❌ Hate Speech or Discrimination – Racism, sexism, homophobia = banned.
• ❌ Spam Submissions – 50 “pls publish pls” entries? We might replace your keyboard with a rock.
• ❌ Malicious Links – IP grabbers or sketchy stuff? Bro. No.
• ❌ AI Spam – A little AI help is fine, but don’t be soulless.
• ❌ Threats or Bullying – If you threaten staff or readers — goodbye. And yes, we will screenshot.